- i am so sorry
- sometimes i forget
- other times i just didn’t know
- please tell me!
- you have my permission to hit me upside the head with a pillow
had to shut a bitch down today
Boom. Fedora down.
me: ah yes time to start my homework
me: *opens tumblr*
me: *watches 25 youtube tutorials*
me: *sings the entirety of bohemian rhapsody*
me: *rearranges room*
me: *reads les mis*
me: *watches every tom hiddleston interview on the internet*
me: *writes a novel*
me: *publishes novel*
me: *has novel made into 3 movies and a video game*
me: *takes the ring to mordor*
me: *defeats lord voldemort*
me: well its too late to start it now
When your teacher asks you why you don’t have a group partner
I literally said this to my teacher one time
does everyone remember this:
yeah well i have a confession to make:
and on that day mankind received a grim reminder
I’m calling it now.
I see great things ahead for this guy.
lotr meme → 5/9 characters →frodo"And here he was, a little halfling from the Shire, a simple hobbit of the quiet countryside, expected to find a way where the great ones could not go, or dared not go. It was an evil fate."
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends.
Do you want to build a smiley?
"it’s unrealistic to have that many queer ppl in the same group" buddy i can probably count the number of straight friends i have on one hand
Outside the Beatbox Club, two in the morning. Street corner. I’d lost my purse, didn’t have money for a taxi. I took her home. Wrote his number on the back of my hand. Never got rid of her since.